The Vicar of Dreams

Being the Putative Good Part of the Vanity Site of Prince Carton of Amber

"You don't need to explain, Lady Kent," Carton said as he began to disrobe his hostess. "I repulse you. But I also attract you."
"Prince Carton!" Lady Kent exclaimed, flushed and fumbling. "You are uncommonly perceptive!"
"Madam, I only wish, for both our sakes, that that were so," he finished, and turned her and bent her forward over the bed.

This page will be your portal to actual good writing about Carton1, hopefully about twenty points worth by the time I'm done.


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