The Vicar of Dreams

Being the Vanity Site of Prince Carton of Amber

Jim: Picture Jeff Goldblum with Marty Feldman's eyes and a bit of a club foot.
Greg: No.

Hi everyone! Welcome to my personal shadow of the world wide web! My name is Carton, Prince of Amber, commonly called the Vicar of Dreams.¹ I've been getting into the html thing and figured it was time to put myself out on display! Here's a tip for you shadowfolk: The internet is going to be big.²

Stuff About Me

Stuff every personal website needs to have!

My FAQ
My weblog - NEW!
A link to a picture of a cat
Text on a background that makes it unreadable

Irregular features (It turns out!)

Cartoniana (Moved to RoyalPundit! the Carton weblog).
Dear Prince: fan mail (send some!)
Under the Bushel - deep background

Some handy "Carton-Sized" links!

The campaign I'm in
One of my role models
Another of my role models
Daily Affirmations from a kindred soul
A fascinating educational site
A much better RPG character site than this one

My siblings. A lot of them have websites too! Be aware that some of them really suck.³

¹No one calls Carton the Vicar of Dreams.(back)
²This website was begun in 1998.(back)
³The siblings, not the websites.(top)