Entries with parentheses are in the format Player (Character) and are out of character comments. Entries with brackets are in the format Character [Player] and are in-character comments.

Bill (Bender): Just because a whore hires a fisherman, we have to fish on Loch Ness?

Mike (Tim): Our plan would've been successful, if not for those damn kids!

Kid [Jim]: You're all lazy and none of you are real celebrities.
Analise Grjebko [Greg]: Well, if you had a better disease, you could've gotten Walter Payton.

Greg (Paul): It's not like the head of MADD hates Tom Bender...
Bill (Bender): Actually, [Bender] slept with her daughter...while driving drunk...and crashed.

Jim (HG): Are you anchoring the lizard?

Greg (Paul): This is pretty much a one-way lizard mission.

HG [Jim]: Miriam and the girl fly into the drink.
Bill (Bender): Miriam always knew that drink would be the end of her.
(Miriam is the head of MADD)